February 2012
“You forgive me for liking you too much,
And I’ll forgive you for not...”
– Melissa
In dreams, I walk with you. In dreams, I talk to...
- Frank Booth, Blue Velvet
It’s surprising that several educated people of my generation do not have even the slightest clue of who Jackie (Bouvier - Kennedy - Onassis) & John Kennedy (JFK) are. It’s like the ‘Who is Paul McCartney?’ trending topic on Twitter the other week. Why why why.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
